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Schlong Ornament

Schlong Ornament

$33.00 - $33.00
$33.00
$33.00 - $33.00
$33.00

Add some humor to your holiday decor with our Schlong Ornament. This quirky ornament features a long penis (sold separately in 3 colors) that will surely make a statement on your tree. (Go ahead, we know you want to add it to your cart!)

Each item, color, or style is sold individually.

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Size
 
  • Length: 1.75 in
  • Width: 2 in
  • Height: 4.75 in

All dimensions are in inches unless specified.

  • Length: 1.75 in
  • Width: 2 in
  • Height: 4.75 in

All dimensions are in inches unless specified.

  • Length: 1.75 in
  • Width: 2 in
  • Height: 4.75 in

All dimensions are in inches unless specified.

Material and Care
 
  • Made of Glass
  • Made of Glass
  • Made of Glass
Sustainability
 

We aim to prioritize and curate products across a variety of sustainable and inclusive sources.

We aim to prioritize and curate products across a variety of sustainable and inclusive sources.

We aim to prioritize and curate products across a variety of sustainable and inclusive sources.

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