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Orders place between Nov 18th and Nov 24th will be slightly delayed in shipping. All shipments will resume on Monday Nov 25th as planned.
Orders place between Nov 18th and Nov 24th will be slightly delayed in shipping. All shipments will resume on Monday Nov 25th as planned.
Birthday Blows Card

Birthday Blows Card

$9.00 - $9.00
$9.00
$9.00 - $9.00
$9.00

We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthday with a light hearted jab at their featured skill in the form of a greeting card! We don’t recommend handing this out at a family birthday party, unless you really are that savage…

Cards feature a fun front design printed on recycled paper, a kraft brown envelope with a blank inside for your message!
Availability:
Only 3 left!
Size
 
  • Length: 4.25 in
  • Width: 5.5 in
  • Height: 0.1 in

All dimensions are in inches unless specified.

Material and Care
 
  • Made of Recycled Paper
Sustainability
 
  • Made in the USA
  • Made by a Small Business
  • Made by a Woman Owned Business

We aim to prioritize and curate products across a variety of sustainable and inclusive sources.

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