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"Your burrito-making skills are about to come in handy." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blan...

In the words of Roy Kent, you deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning! Gift this card to the one you love f...

There’s someone for everyone! Even you two weirdos! Congrats! Each of these cards is letterpress printed on a vintage Windmill press in Raleigh, NC...

"One minute you're young and free and the next you're whispering sweet nothings to your air fryer" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized co...

You're the best thing I've found on the internet...and I online shop a lot! There's no better way to express how glad you found your partner on a d...

Say "goodbye" to late nights with Leave by Nine Napkins! Our cheeky cocktail napkins are gold-gilded, ensuring not only a good time, but a glam tim...

This is a question that needs immediate answers! Us young people need to be prepared for things like this so we can plan our old people candy budge...

"You are a goddamn magical unircorn." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your o...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

Girrrrl! Someone has slayed mama Ru on the runway! You will have to WERK as a team and READ all the clues to find out who did it and make sure you ...

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Quality is always better than quantity. Let’s make the good times last (less than 3 hours)! Encourage your guests to get lit then get out with thes...

All is fair in love & free drinks! Congratulate the newlyweds with this cheeky greeting card! Each of these cards is letterpress printed on a v...

"Congrats on the little fucker" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is blank on the inside for your own messa...

"Look in the mirror like damn, she the one. So proud of you, Lizzo" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is bl...

"Fuck cancer so hard" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each card is blank on the inside for your own message. Paired...

"May your live long enough to terrify people when you drive. Happy Birthday" Our letterpress cards are printed on A4 sized cotton cardstock. Each c...

"You're only young once. (And that ship has sailed.)" Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank i...

"I'm so glad you decided you couldn't do better than me." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is bla...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

Single A2 Note Card. Blank inside. Printed on recycled stock. Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" (size A2). Paired with recycled kraft envelope with conve...

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Decorate your birthday cake with this cake topper for added style. This garland cake topper is already assembled and easy to reuse for future celeb...

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The perfect card for that friend you have a little bit of snarky banter with. Can’t let their ego get too big on their special day. Each of these c...

Whew…glad I got that one off my chest. Now I can go back to celebrating with you. Congrats grad! Each of these cards is letterpress printed on a vi...

Is there like a waitlist for these things? An application process? Whatever, the baby will know who the fun aunt is when the time comes. Each of th...

"It's your stupid birthday." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own messag...

"Yes. I got you a present. Like a proper adult." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside...

"It was your birthday." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, pr...

"Little card. Big Deal." Enclosure cards are the perfect size for gift cards, flower cards, etc.! Each card is blank inside for your own message, p...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

A2 folded card is blank inside. Paired with INK MEETS PAPER® Signature Envelope with printed seems and liner and packaged in a clear sleeve. All I...

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Someone had to say it...send this funny card to your newly engaged friend. Reads "RIP your slutty years" with a pink tombstone illustration and bla...

Ready to party dino style? We've got the perfect thing! 25 metallic temporary tattoos of 5 fun and far-out dino-inspired designs are here to jazz u...