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Birthday Blows Card

Birthday Blows Card

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We all have that friend who gives the BEST blow jobs! Or at least they never stop claiming to, but who really knows. Wish that friend happy birthday with a light hearted jab at their featured skill in the form of a greeting card! We don’t recommend handing this out at a family birthday party, unless you really are that savage…

Cards feature a fun front design printed on recycled paper, a kraft brown envelope with a blank inside for your message!
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Pickup available at Raleigh Warehouse

Usually ready in 2-4 days
Availability:
Only 2 left!
Size
 
  • Length: 4.25 in
  • Width: 5.5 in
  • Height: 0.1 in

All dimensions are in inches unless specified.

Material and Care
 
  • Made of Recycled Paper
Sustainability
 
  • Made in the USA
  • Made by a Small Business
  • Made by a Woman Owned Business

We aim to prioritize and curate products across a variety of sustainable and inclusive sources.

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